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Kimberley Laws

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Freelance Writer/Blogger/Humorist

About Me

Not only am I a full-time freelance writer with significant experience in creating content dealing with everything from the Top 10 Lovable Aliens and dorm decorating tips to luxury barging in France and the latest technical innovations in the hospitality industry, but I am also a member of the "grammar Gestapo" and a former English Teacher. 

Before you yawn and scroll ahead to the next writer's bio, you should also know that while I possess the "typical" writer's skill sets, I am also quite unique. 

I did, after all, launch my writing career with a blog entitled The Embiggens Project, dedicated to "growing dendrites and building better brains," but in keeping with its Simpsons-inspired title, it carefully avoids cerebral and other "heady" topics. It, instead, examines subjects like the world's largest belly button lint collection, the longest ear hair, butter art, and vegetables shaped like other things. And, of course, there is a healthy dose of my own idiosyncrasies, which include a fear of clowns, El Caminos, and, of course, clowns in El Caminos. 

Yes, despite my keen ability to write thought-provoking editorials, well researched historical pieces, and web content for SEO purposes, I am also the master of using humor and pop culture references to liven up the driest of topics. 








Industries I Write About

Hospitality

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Entertainment

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Food & Beverages

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Hospital & Health Care

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Human Resources

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Leisure & Travel

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Restaurants

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Staffing & Recruiting

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E-learning

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My Writing Samples

Tracking Customer Preferences Using Big Data

The success of any hospitality business relies on getting the right products or services to the right clients at the right time. And, achieving this seemingly impossible task is not as difficult as it sounds. The secret lies in harvesting information about your clients' preferences and using this info to meet your clients' needs in a very personalized way. This can be done through harnessing the power of Big Data.

https://socialhospitality.com/2014/11/tracking-customer-preferences-using-big-data/?fbclid=IwAR3LBRAV4WeI9Z800RvKLG4Tr5Ug9maUDRvoHgDbAxu9SuQ9wFkI4iI9_jE

How To Celebrate a Child's Christmas Birthday

If you were born in the month of December, you know what it's like to have your birthday completely upstaged by Christmas. Thankfully, by following a few tips, parents can ensure that their yuletide child never feels shortchanged on their big day.

https://imperfectwomen.com/how-to-celebrate-a-childs-christmas-birthday/?fbclid=IwAR0iUwUHSAymoMKvppuhxzLCmRirguMHRrgbauvGuKHUICkH_t1i7A9-csE

7 Healthier Options To White Pasta

The durum semolina noodle no longer reigns supreme over the pasta aisle thanks to these healthier, tasty options.

https://food.allwomenstalk.com/healthier-options-to-white-pasta/

The Embiggens Project

"Growing dendrites and building better brains," this blog is a not-so-serious attempt to impart information regarding a variety of underrated topics such as nose whistles, shovel-racing, a town called "Spasticville," and tips for getting June Bugs out of your ear.

https://theembiggensproject.com/

Top 10 Non-Star Trek or Star Wars Aliens

The great thing about creating an alien is that no one has a clue as to what one actually looks like – except, perhaps, for a few Government employees in the Nevada Desert, but that’s a whole other story. For the most part, writers and animators have the pleasure of starting with a blank slate. This article looks at some of our favourite renditions of the "little green man" and why we love them.

http://listverse.com/2012/09/21/top-10-non-star-trek-or-star-wars-aliens/?fbclid=IwAR16sgiIN5Xa2Iswu9y8zWabvM2B2gh-zjRobTZRz3mBczPmjYCaMyNOHh4

Luxury Barging Through France

If you have grown bored with overcrowded, tourist-riddled destinations and long for a peaceful, yet novel experience, you will likely enjoy a pleasurable cruise onboard a luxury barge through France. Smoothly gliding along the nation's historic canals, lined with emerald fields, picturesque villages, and castles of yore, you will experience the serenity and joie de vivre that encapsulates the authentic culture of France and its people.

http://www.justluxe.com/community/luxury-barging-through-france_a_1949394.php?fbclid=IwAR0LApgNrgyp28eaVOQtXM83vIsII0izNgSYz6mg0H7ZG3CqXQfewfKtP6o

Experience

Community Editorial Board

Composed editorials for city newspaper on wide range of topics.

Company: Sun Media

I worked there from 9/2011 until 8/2018

Freelance Writer

Creating share-worthy, high quality content for national and international clientele to increase website traffic and improve SEO rankings.

Company: Media Shower

I worked there from 5/2012 until 1/2018

Freelance Writer

Authored blog posts, web content, magazine articles, and historical pieces for online and print clientele.

Company:

I worked there from 6/2011 until now

Content I Write

Ideas and Pitches I Wrote

5 Tips for Choosing the Best CPAP Mask

A good night's sleep, for many, is as elusive as the Holy Grail. Thankfully, the right CPAP mask can help you achieve a refreshing eight hours of uninterrupted slumber. With a plethora of models to choose from, what are some important considerations to keep in mind when selecting your perfect fit? This article will examine exactly that, providing sleep apnea sufferers with valuable information from a fellow CPAP machine user.

Content type: Article

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10 Strange Coffee Flavors for the Brave Coffee Enthusiasts

Have you grown weary of your daily dose of dark roasted coffee? If you want to add a little spice (or pachyderm poop) to your morning ritual, these 10 quirky and, in some cases, bizarre coffee flavors may be exactly what you are longing to try. This article will examine some of the strangest current coffee flavors on the market and, yes, this will include the aforementioned elephant dung blend.

Content type: Blog Post

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5 Reasons Why You Should Include A Mascot in Your Marketing Campaign

If someone asked you to name your favorite product mascot, you'd likely have trouble narrowing it down to just one. After all, many mascots have become much more than simply a "spokes-creature" for a product. They have become someone or something that we love. And, if the public feels an affinity for your product's mascot, they are more likely to have positive feelings towards your product. This is just one of 5 reasons I will examine for including a mascot in your company's marketing mix.

Content type: Blog Post

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5 Reasons Why You Should Include A Mascot in Your Marketing Mix

If someone asked you to name your favorite product mascot, you'd likely have trouble narrowing it down to just one. After all, many mascots have become much more than simply a "spokes-creature" for a product. They have become someone or something that we love. And, if the public feels an affinity for your product's mascot, they are more likely to have positive feelings towards your product. This is just one of 5 reasons I will provide for considering a mascot when formulating a marketing plan.

Content type: Blog Post

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